The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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