do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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