Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The ass gains better be worth it
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