Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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