maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's blow job season.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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