Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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