Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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