Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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