We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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