sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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