I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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