i don't like sucking hair
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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