Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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