when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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