At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
25 Medical Facts That Need To Be Common Knowledge
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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