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(240): View more from Maryland

Dual....:-)

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(240): Dual....:-) http://tfl.nu/1kk8

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i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.

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the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"

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this medicine is soooo good.

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(865): i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone. (865): the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now" (865): this medicine is soooo good. http://tfl.nu/gt3j

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I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up

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(586): I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up http://tfl.nu/t16c

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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...

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(405): well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth... http://tfl.nu/pzm2

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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?

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Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.

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(303): You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher? (720): Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced. http://tfl.nu/qahj

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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories

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(248): no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories http://tfl.nu/4m9s

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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.

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(314): I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness. http://tfl.nu/5pr0

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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.

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(914): tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw. http://tfl.nu/h6gx

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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?

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(513): I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means? http://tfl.nu/ni5g

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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.

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(941): I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch. http://tfl.nu/0s5t

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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.

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(740): Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever. http://tfl.nu/lye3

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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot

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(757): Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot http://tfl.nu/bsih

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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.

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(240): okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party. http://tfl.nu/08ru

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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.

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(860): Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination. http://tfl.nu/sipx

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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.

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(512): Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate. http://tfl.nu/mywp

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