Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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