Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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