Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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