Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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