Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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