sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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