Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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