i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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