Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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