Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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