Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
im on a boat
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