My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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