I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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