u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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