she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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