nut hugger
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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