you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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