that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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