am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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