Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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