should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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