weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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