Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
