is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
