Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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