Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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