I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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