Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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