Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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