Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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