so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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