I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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