Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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