is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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