David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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