That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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