Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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